Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service

More government agency than corner clinic, APHIS handles the big-picture work of keeping American crops, livestock, and natural resources safe. Its mandate spans regulating genetically engineered crops, administering the Animal Welfare Act, resolving phytosanitary issues, and certifying U.S. agricultural exports so they can reach markets around the world.

Visitor feedback runs the full range. Some describe quick, awesome service and say their animals' and plants' health has never been better, while others voice frustration with the helpline and international services. With a 3.7 rating across 14 reviews, experiences vary depending on what you're seeking from this office.